Summonses jump! Simon says POSE!
Summonses jump! Simon says you were Part of the Obambo6 SuspEcts
I've been absent from blog for a while, attending summonses.
The Charges:
Crimes against bambanity, 2005. Specifically:
Making fun of an Isiolo-like situation
Going to the rescue of Scoopy-Doo Pt1 and Pt2
The Prosecution Team:
Loose Maringo Alejandro Obambo (LMAO)
Chief Inspector Wariahi Bin Huu
On the Bench:
InKaterina TrendyFiLover (IKTFL)
Chef Kweynengei
That Ka-Fatty of MuliroGardens
The Defense Team:
Ondiek Nyuka Quarter (ONQ)
OJ "Boom Box" Ma-Tonsils
IKTFL does the necessary introductions, asking all to speak clearly and slowly, for the sake of the interpreters. OJ is asked to whisper...
IKTFL then turns to yours truly, smiles...
IKTFL: Ambapoooooo, Miloooooo... *Smile*
Milo: *Drool* What is? Ambapoooo ambapite?
IKTFL: *Giggles* Ambapooo swtat (sweetheart)
Milo: So now? Otherwise? You're looking good msuper, but you kaa like you have matusi...
IKFTL: *Cheeks reddening* CNa ma2xi... (Sina matusi)
#ThatAwkwardMoment. IKTFL composes herself on realising the shocked silence in the chamber.
IKTFL: Please state your name, date and place of birth, and occupation *She silently mouths "Call me" and the numbers +31-722-69....*
Milo: Me I LOve NAirobi REgardless, the innocent sole male baby son of *Censored* born on the 12th day of July 19**, Matopeni East, a duly followed Tweep
A shout from the Judges bench "Wewe Milo, unajuanga ma-stairo??" Eyes turn to behold Muliro's rotund-est. Chef is leaning in on her, elbow on edge of bench, face a contortion of expressions that end up in an ear to ear grin. #MuliroGardens
ONQ: Objeksssion your Honor, Objekssssion!!!
IKTFL: Silence in the Chamber!
Sound of a phone ringing. OJ answers it sonorously "Sema MBUYU!!! NIKO KOTINI MANZEE!" #ThatAwkwardMoment
IKTFL is now getting worked up. (Ed. Note: Still looking lush though, LOL). Fortunately matters are restored to normalcy. I am allowed to leave having received strict warnings not to write inciteful tweets or blogposts. I head straight for the Railway line, a copy of the first three stanzas of "Haki Yetu" in hand, ready to uproot said railway line and sing my heart out.
I've been absent from blog for a while, attending summonses.
The Charges:
Crimes against bambanity, 2005. Specifically:
Making fun of an Isiolo-like situation
Going to the rescue of Scoopy-Doo Pt1 and Pt2
The Prosecution Team:
Loose Maringo Alejandro Obambo (LMAO)
Chief Inspector Wariahi Bin Huu
On the Bench:
InKaterina TrendyFiLover (IKTFL)
Chef Kweynengei
That Ka-Fatty of MuliroGardens
The Defense Team:
Ondiek Nyuka Quarter (ONQ)
OJ "Boom Box" Ma-Tonsils
IKTFL does the necessary introductions, asking all to speak clearly and slowly, for the sake of the interpreters. OJ is asked to whisper...
IKTFL then turns to yours truly, smiles...
IKTFL: Ambapoooooo, Miloooooo... *Smile*
Milo: *Drool* What is? Ambapoooo ambapite?
IKTFL: *Giggles* Ambapooo swtat (sweetheart)
Milo: So now? Otherwise? You're looking good msuper, but you kaa like you have matusi...
IKFTL: *Cheeks reddening* CNa ma2xi... (Sina matusi)
#ThatAwkwardMoment. IKTFL composes herself on realising the shocked silence in the chamber.
IKTFL: Please state your name, date and place of birth, and occupation *She silently mouths "Call me" and the numbers +31-722-69....*
Milo: Me I LOve NAirobi REgardless, the innocent sole male baby son of *Censored* born on the 12th day of July 19**, Matopeni East, a duly followed Tweep
A shout from the Judges bench "Wewe Milo, unajuanga ma-stairo??" Eyes turn to behold Muliro's rotund-est. Chef is leaning in on her, elbow on edge of bench, face a contortion of expressions that end up in an ear to ear grin. #MuliroGardens
ONQ: Objeksssion your Honor, Objekssssion!!!
IKTFL: Silence in the Chamber!
Sound of a phone ringing. OJ answers it sonorously "Sema MBUYU!!! NIKO KOTINI MANZEE!" #ThatAwkwardMoment
IKTFL is now getting worked up. (Ed. Note: Still looking lush though, LOL). Fortunately matters are restored to normalcy. I am allowed to leave having received strict warnings not to write inciteful tweets or blogposts. I head straight for the Railway line, a copy of the first three stanzas of "Haki Yetu" in hand, ready to uproot said railway line and sing my heart out.
Labels: Ekaterina, Milo, MuliroGardens, Trendafilova
posted by Milonare at 7:53 AM
6 Comments:
I'll be lying if I say I've understood this post.
LOL...CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST! only person I dont understand is de chief inspector...who's that(in real lyf,that is)??? de ppl on the bench...AM DEAD! GOOD STUFF!!!
PS: no hating buh IKTFL is a mshosho,lol.
@kbaab,lol...this is his imagination...wish I could help yu understand tho coz its a very hilarious post! try reading it again,lol.
Creativitity at its best for sure!!
Milo, you piece of art! brilliant
@kbaab LOL.
@bootyfulgal and @Lila *sly wink* why thank you...
Wariahe was a Chief Inspector on Vioja Mahakamani back in the day...
Milo...where u been? You have been Missing In Action!!na karibu tuanze kuomba serikali iingilie kati.
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