Archer asked for “STAMINA”
Archer asked for “Six Things About Milo IN A tag”
I usually hate rules so I won’t post them or tag anyone else.
I’d rather bring up stuff that happened in 2007-2008. So here are my six “Me I Ps”:
Me I:
PIMP (Peed In My Pants)
This was the highlight of the year. It started out early on a Friday at around 3pm at the Boardroom aka Mwendas. By the time I was done there (1am) I’d have been giving a Bia Bora truck compe in terms of product content were it not for several pit stops to the little boys room for big men. Still had time/energy for an extra 2 hours in westi before hitting the sack. So I got up to the ever effective alarm signals from the unmentionables demanding audience with sanitation facilities. Having slumbered in the sitting room, I had to make my way to the bedroom and in the process lost all sense of direction and balance. I was quickly brought back to my senses by the impact of my eye-brow and nose against the edge of the bedroom door. Working in close tandem, the various parts of my body managed to signal massive pain to my brain, organize for a sharp intake of breath and release three drops in quick succession reminiscent of the tommy-guns of WWII. Needless to say the drops weren’t tears, sweat or blood.
See PIMP above. I’ve been labeled furniture at Mwenda’s, I’m asked to book guys seats and tables, I receive texts and calls on a loose Monday afte asking if I’m at the Boardroom. What do I say? That’s the place for me except on Wednesdays from 9pm when I religiously report to Galileo’s for Kidum, the BodaBoda band and their dancing lady of the Madum-dums (Mawetetes – Naks 08). It’s changed my drinking habits from 15 on Fri and 24 on Sat to 2 daily (then 15 and 24 on … LOOOOOOL)
I’ve been described as one to enjoy cheap thrills and juicy stories. I am also known to take matters into my own hands aka a hands-on person. I love my fun and would rather have more, than less, things that make me happy cos the things that please those that are hard to please, please me too. Hope you get me please…
Could be cause I’m stubborn, proud or simply just a nyangau. Then again, in looking out for number one people often encounter others that are also doing the same. The best-laid ones of mice and men…
Been bumming for two years. I started school again 3 weeks ago and start work mid this month. Given my experience I guess I can unleash a training seminar called “Bum-boocha”, “Oh bummer” or even “Bum-baNet” and teach the people how to do it in style. Nubian Queen, can I use your avatar as my logo??? LOL!
Yep, and didn’t my friends love me for it (hence the PIMP). BYOB and I supply the venue, extras and music. There’s something about a party that mimics the male to female ratio of the country that adds extra taste to liquor and heightens enjoyment. Hmmm, there are times I’ve enjoyed so much that an extra “w” was added to the word to make it enjwoyment or better still mwenjwoyos…Those were the times I’d wish I was me and have the extra pleasure of remembering that I was!!!
Ok Archer, I'm done...
I usually hate rules so I won’t post them or tag anyone else.
I’d rather bring up stuff that happened in 2007-2008. So here are my six “Me I Ps”:
Me I:
PIMP (Peed In My Pants)
This was the highlight of the year. It started out early on a Friday at around 3pm at the Boardroom aka Mwendas. By the time I was done there (1am) I’d have been giving a Bia Bora truck compe in terms of product content were it not for several pit stops to the little boys room for big men. Still had time/energy for an extra 2 hours in westi before hitting the sack. So I got up to the ever effective alarm signals from the unmentionables demanding audience with sanitation facilities. Having slumbered in the sitting room, I had to make my way to the bedroom and in the process lost all sense of direction and balance. I was quickly brought back to my senses by the impact of my eye-brow and nose against the edge of the bedroom door. Working in close tandem, the various parts of my body managed to signal massive pain to my brain, organize for a sharp intake of breath and release three drops in quick succession reminiscent of the tommy-guns of WWII. Needless to say the drops weren’t tears, sweat or blood.
See PIMP above. I’ve been labeled furniture at Mwenda’s, I’m asked to book guys seats and tables, I receive texts and calls on a loose Monday afte asking if I’m at the Boardroom. What do I say? That’s the place for me except on Wednesdays from 9pm when I religiously report to Galileo’s for Kidum, the BodaBoda band and their dancing lady of the Madum-dums (Mawetetes – Naks 08). It’s changed my drinking habits from 15 on Fri and 24 on Sat to 2 daily (then 15 and 24 on … LOOOOOOL)
I’ve been described as one to enjoy cheap thrills and juicy stories. I am also known to take matters into my own hands aka a hands-on person. I love my fun and would rather have more, than less, things that make me happy cos the things that please those that are hard to please, please me too. Hope you get me please…
Could be cause I’m stubborn, proud or simply just a nyangau. Then again, in looking out for number one people often encounter others that are also doing the same. The best-laid ones of mice and men…
Been bumming for two years. I started school again 3 weeks ago and start work mid this month. Given my experience I guess I can unleash a training seminar called “Bum-boocha”, “Oh bummer” or even “Bum-baNet” and teach the people how to do it in style. Nubian Queen, can I use your avatar as my logo??? LOL!
Yep, and didn’t my friends love me for it (hence the PIMP). BYOB and I supply the venue, extras and music. There’s something about a party that mimics the male to female ratio of the country that adds extra taste to liquor and heightens enjoyment. Hmmm, there are times I’ve enjoyed so much that an extra “w” was added to the word to make it enjwoyment or better still mwenjwoyos…Those were the times I’d wish I was me and have the extra pleasure of remembering that I was!!!
Ok Archer, I'm done...
posted by Milonare at 2:07 PM
14 Comments:
Do I need to comment or am I just here to observe the fact that I got here before Archer?
I am sure there is an acronym for that if I ask Milo, right?
Guessaurus
QWIIP (Quitting, While I Is Preceeding) I suk at this, I know)
I hate rules too, and I miss you too much, brother (from another mother, ask Nicholas)
I am still adopting you, even though you refuse to be adopted - vigorously, figuratively, endlessly and numerously - continuously.
Tell Archer, we are out :( (Oh and he is welcome to come with)
G
Still doing the MILO thing! How do you even come up with such things? I would say its good to have you back, but then you might disappear again
HnH
hahahha, the dude is back.
interesting list...made me smile. enyewe only you can do this Sensibly HIlarious Types
crap my Man trying One DisastrOus attempt failed....aw well.
LOL - furniture kweli. BTW hebu tell me, what exactly is that 'Ambulance' shoto???
Lol so my bro crawled back silently.. Hilarious and yes 3 you do it very well..
Umeona Emily?
@ Guess: you come quite first, don't you? LOL!!!
Finally I got Milo to stage a comeback! Nani kama mimi?
STAMINA? Trust you...vintage Milo.
1.PIMP: LMAO!!! Can that happen? For real? Ati your brain couldn't co-ordinate the pain & bladder functions? Hahahaha!! So supposing you were high then I punched you in the nose, would you pee? Mwehehehehe!! I just had to ask.
2.PINT: Ahh....boardroom...boardroom....such fond memories. Nuff sed.
3.PLAY: That's a good quality to have. Cheap thrills. Now why weren't you a chile?
4.PLAN: Ati probably? Dude, you DID!!! Bang your head on the wall (just don't PIMP while you're at it! Mwehehehehehehehe!!!) such angels don't come by very often.
5.POSE: good for ya. But that means less time in Boardroom on Friday nights. Drop out bana.
6.PROD: I didn't hang around long enough to see the full action, but it was too deadly. Kwani now you've retired from PRODding? One for old times sake bana, Easter is just around the corner. Ama?
Good write up Milo. Does this mean you're back ama you're simply making a technical appearance?
Nimecheka kiasi! We want more! I am a MILO closet fan!
give us some more!good humuor is rare nowadays!
I'm loving your list.
lol at being "a hands-on person", as for plans--we make them but never know where we end up. As for those wild parties, I'd love to attend a future one=)
I'm getting used to being late. Nice list though. So are you making a real come back ama till the next tag?
The man is back!!
Still too hilarious...
Ama kwa kweli wewe ni kati ya wale ambao wanafanya blogorafia kuwa kitu cha kueneza injili njeme.So you are one of those guys that always has a seat and looking smug-drunk at that cramped joint!Si uniorganize kimembership hivi.Blackseed.
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